askyesman:

ask-a-mal:

askyesman:

You know, I was wondering about all the Couriers that are running around that got shot in the head by Benny! And then I started to wonder..HOW did that happen?

Well, here’s my guess at what went down! Benny took out a machine gun (maybe named Jesus since his handgun is named Maria) and started shooting all the Couriers in the head while in a single file line!

And now we have enough platinum chips to play poker with. They make lovely paper weights. I don’t tell the Couriers how many chips I have, I just want to make them feel special!

My guess is he kept getting the wrong ones?

Oh no, I gave him the exact when and where the RIGHT Courier would be! If there was any error, it was mine! I will have to look back at my data! And perhaps ask all the Couriers WHEN and WHERE they were when they got shot in the head. Then we can straighten this whole thing out! EASY PEASY!

(via the-fourth-horseman)