wizardwarrior:

omg lol.

NORDS.

missatomic:

everpink:

Still trying to track down one of these!!

OH MY GOD, WHY DO I NOT OWN THIS?!?!

Want.

The packaging looks pretty vintage though — if I had to take a guess, somewhere between 1978 and 1982.

(Source: ianbrooks)

Do they have any daily rituals?

Oh, yes. Starts the day off with an Irish Coffee (aka Breakfast of Champions) and a cigarette. Try to cheap out and use cheap whiskey? He’ll notice, and you’re gonna get it.

At night, he wraps things up with a cigarette and a children’s book (a children’s book because he doesn’t read past a fourth-grade reading level).

 Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)

Takes care of it, if only to get people to shut up about it. Once it’s done, it’s out of the way, it’s no longer his problem.

epiclad:

The difference between casual and hardcore gamers?  Immersion.

fighting to stay awake

i hate mornings

mikkynga:

falloutgallery:

Arcade Ganon cosplay

turbo fap activated

I can dig dis, hotchie motchie

(Source: gillytin)

All This and Heaven Too: The Excessively Detailed Headcanon Tumblr Meme

gatheringbones:

Send me a character name and some numbers, and I will tell you:

1. What does their bedroom look like?

2. Do they have any daily rituals?

3. Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?

4. What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?

5. Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.) 

6. Eating habits and sample daily menu

7. Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time

8. Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging 

9. Makeup? 

10. Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?

11. Intellectual pursuits?

12. Favorite book genre?

13. Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?

14. Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.) 

15. Biggest and smallest short term goal?

16. Biggest and smallest long term goal?

17. Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress

18. Favorite beverage?

19. What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

20. Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?

21. Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

22. Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

23. How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?

24. Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?

25. How do they see themselves 5 years from today?

26. Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?

27. What is their biggest regret?

28. Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?

29. Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)

30. Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)

31. Most prized possession?

32. Thoughts on material possessions in general?

33. Concept of home and family? 

34. Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)

35. What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?

36. What makes them feel guilty?

37. Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?

38. Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality? 

39. What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?

40. Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?

41. How misanthropic are they? 

42. Hobbies?

43. How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?

44. Religion?

45. Superstitions or views on the occult?

46. Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?

47. If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?

48. How do they express love?

49. If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?

50. Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

OH GOD YES PLEASE YES I HAVE A GREAT MANY THOUGHTS AND YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I’M INTO.

C’MON! C’MON!

Y’all know who I like to detail.

DO IT.

(Source: lady-blackwell)

IS DD SERIOUSLY THE AVERAGE

syo-kurusu:

the-ryuchan:

awwnutbunnies:

invisibear:

THAT IS REALLY BOTHERING ME

WHERE DID THEY EVEN GET THAT STAT FROM?!

*looks down at her 40DDD….hangs head*

*looks at 36D* Well, I don’t feel so bad now. XD

I’m below that okay

D isn’t even that big. People just underestimate their bra sizes, squeezing into too-small cup sizes and wearing too big of a band sizes because that’s all that’s available in regular clothing stores. I don’t have big honkin’ knockers (in fact, I consider them “medium”) and yet, I wear a D.

No one believes me when I wear a 32, much less a D.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: King of the Hill

“SHUT UP AND LET ME BANG YOU, YOU DIRTY HOE! IM TIRED OF HUMPING THE PROPAINE BOTTLES!” HANK SAID.

OH YEAH

PROPANE AND PROPANE ACCESSORIES